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The REAL pwf ending

Okay. Colin has told us to rant here about what the ending should be like. Therefore. We must. Because obviously whatever Colin has in store is not going to be as epic as our imaginations will allow. NO LESBIANS? WHAT?

ignore my lack of capitals plz.

I say, they go back to the island in like, two months because ryan feels the need to get those lyrics and music back. and cause he super misses it so they do, with pete's newly built ship because he realizes that the island is really super duper important. so they go get the songs that ryro wrote, take pictures of the stuff that jon made or something. i have bad memory. and the sunset. and stuff. and pete and patrick totally don't get it, but they try sex in the waterfall anyways and uh yea.

So they now have these guns and stuff to like protect themselves, and they go find those motherfuckers who tried to eat jon and spencer because EATING JON WALKER IS JUST NOT MOTHERFUCKING COOL.

And now they're dead/surrendered (let's go with the surrendered because bdon's a vegetarian and i don't think he likes killing people. much less animals.) and they eat all their good food to make up for the lack of food while actually on the island.

And then they decide to go home, because idk. And one of them/all of breaks down in sobs because they realize that even though they have stuff from here, it's not the same and stuff like that. So as they're going back, through the little islands and shit...

THE BOAT SINKS.

And oh shit. we have like, 20 more chapters to go now. :) AND THIS TIME THERE CAN BE PETERICK TOO BECAUSE PETE AND PATRICK ARE THERE. hell, there can be orgies if colin wants because the more love the better right?

Then when they get back (because they weren't THAT far from the island (but it's still like, three months later and panic and pete and patrick are now in this love hexagon) we find out that ashlee moved on because she thought pete was dead so now pete's free, and cassie, haley and keltie are all fed up with their boyfriends getting stranded on islands so they kind of break up (or they DO break up) and so they can all have their epic love hexagon.


GO FORTH PIGGIES AND SPEW YOUR OWN ENDINGS AND SPAM MY INBOX.

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the_randomist
Jan. 4th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
OH!! Pete seeing them everywhere would explain patrick's non-belief when Pete and ryho were on da phoneee!!! :D
haha_urdead
Jan. 5th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
I wrote this:
Pete walked down the frozen food aisle, wondering Eggos or Edy's ice cream, when he saw a movement out of the corner of his eye. He turned his head slowly, disbelieving, to see Ryan standing in the middle of the row just between the frozen vegetables.
"Ryan? Is that you? But, you are somewhere in the Pacific Ocean!"
"Nope, it's me. I'm here" Ryan said slowly, softly, and Pete nearly collapsed in relief.
"Why are you wearing the rosevest?" Pete questioned, looking over his friend again.
"Found it floating on a log in the ocean." Ryan shrugged.
"Oh. Ryan, I'm so happy you're back" Pete said, moving and hugging Ryan.
"Me too Pete. And I think we should have buttsex now."
"okay"

A few hours later Patrick storms into the police station.
"What the hell is going on?" He shouted at the receptionist.
"Excuse me?" She replied bitchily.
"I got a phone call saying you have my friend, Pete Wentz in lock down. What the hell happened?"
From behind Patrick a voice spoke. "Ah, Mr. Stump, thank you for coming." Patrick whirled around to see a tall man in a lab coat. "I am the station's psychiatric evalulator, I have just been to see Mr. Wentz."
"He's not fucking crazy, he's just going through a hard time!"
"Yes, I know since it's all over the news. I am very sorry about this. I think it would be in Pete's best interests, however if he sees a therapist."
"He already is," Parick said through gritted teeth, "can I take him home now?"
"Yes you may. Again I am very sorry. Have a nice day" The doctor said, leading Patrick to a room and opening a door.

Patrick walked inside to find Pete lying on a bed, staring at the ceiling.
"Pete, why?" Patrick asked softly. Pete shook his head, for once not saying anything "Pete you were found humping a display of bread and moaning Ryan's name really loudly, there must be something you have to say."
Pete whispered "I keep seeing him, them everywhere. In my house, on the phone, on the street. I talk to him, I mean them for hours and- and then they aren't there. I just-" Pete broke off, tears rolling down his cheeks.
"I know, I know it hurts. I am, we all are hurting too." Patrick whispered, rubbing Pete's shoulder.
"I miss him, them so m-m-much, What i-if-" Pete hiccupped. "What if they never come back? What will I do?"
"Don't say that Pete. Don't think that. They will be back." Patrick firmly stated.
"Promise?"
"Promise." Patrick said, a sinking feeling in his stomach as Pete's face lit up. He hated making promises he couldn't keep, especially to Pete, who trusted him so.

Pete lept into Patrick's arms. "Thank you so much 'Trick! Okay I'm going to go sell my house now and we can find them ourselves."
"Oh dear"
3digitnumbers
Jan. 17th, 2009 01:38 am (UTC)
Oh god the last line made me lol so bad

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