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The REAL pwf ending

Okay. Colin has told us to rant here about what the ending should be like. Therefore. We must. Because obviously whatever Colin has in store is not going to be as epic as our imaginations will allow. NO LESBIANS? WHAT?

ignore my lack of capitals plz.

I say, they go back to the island in like, two months because ryan feels the need to get those lyrics and music back. and cause he super misses it so they do, with pete's newly built ship because he realizes that the island is really super duper important. so they go get the songs that ryro wrote, take pictures of the stuff that jon made or something. i have bad memory. and the sunset. and stuff. and pete and patrick totally don't get it, but they try sex in the waterfall anyways and uh yea.

So they now have these guns and stuff to like protect themselves, and they go find those motherfuckers who tried to eat jon and spencer because EATING JON WALKER IS JUST NOT MOTHERFUCKING COOL.

And now they're dead/surrendered (let's go with the surrendered because bdon's a vegetarian and i don't think he likes killing people. much less animals.) and they eat all their good food to make up for the lack of food while actually on the island.

And then they decide to go home, because idk. And one of them/all of breaks down in sobs because they realize that even though they have stuff from here, it's not the same and stuff like that. So as they're going back, through the little islands and shit...

THE BOAT SINKS.

And oh shit. we have like, 20 more chapters to go now. :) AND THIS TIME THERE CAN BE PETERICK TOO BECAUSE PETE AND PATRICK ARE THERE. hell, there can be orgies if colin wants because the more love the better right?

Then when they get back (because they weren't THAT far from the island (but it's still like, three months later and panic and pete and patrick are now in this love hexagon) we find out that ashlee moved on because she thought pete was dead so now pete's free, and cassie, haley and keltie are all fed up with their boyfriends getting stranded on islands so they kind of break up (or they DO break up) and so they can all have their epic love hexagon.


GO FORTH PIGGIES AND SPEW YOUR OWN ENDINGS AND SPAM MY INBOX.

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haha_urdead
Jan. 5th, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
Gabe should definitely have gone all emo because he "lost his best friend Ryan Ross" (if you haven't seen Gabe's interview of Ryan, then you should either a. die b. go find it).
Thus he dyed his hair black and wore only black clothes and wrote really bad emo poetry which doesn't make sense cuz hello, he was in Midotwon

To cheer him up Pete made him quote "in charge of the searching" (but not really) so Gabe is happy! however instead of going back to his normal wardrobe, he decides to be a nudist to the happiness of all fangirls and fanboys and Mike Carden, and to the facepalm of Patrick.

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